Inner Self

"April showers bring May flowers, at least, that's what my Inner Self used to tell me. I always thought that this meant that hard work always pays off. But then, one fine day, in the dark of the night, as I sat with my book in my hands, I heard a noise... But it was only a click. Nothing else. And then everything else went silent once again...But I could swear that it wasn't my imagination. I heard it... But then I resorted to studying history... Just ignoring all of it... But I still couldn't. I just couldn't get it out of my head. I decided to inspect. I literally had to look around for my courage... I gathered it all of it I could see, and opened the door. I had trusted my inner self more than anything, but now my trust broke. And so did I. had just opened the door when I heard a bang from behind me and everything went black. Forever." The officer asked me how I, one of the worst criminals in the world, finally convicted, was still alive, and I didn't reply. Instead, I said, "And that, officer, is why I had to murder my Inner Self."